Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome

The way smartasses say AIDS. Basically what AIDS stands for.

Sofia: I just had sex with an HIV-positive stranger and now I have Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome.
Richard: Congratulations smartass

by human1010101 November 28, 2018

"Noah" Syndrome

Named after a discord user who goes by the name "Noah", Its a syndrome where an individual constantly uses sexual innuendo or sexualizes everything to all individuals despite their sexual orientation, gender, marital status or in some cases, maturity. The syndrome is uncurable as of 2024.

"bro this guy is constantly sexualizing everything"

"hes got "Noah" Syndrome he does that

by ChaozTyphoon March 16, 2024

Pyro Syndrome

When you're a white, straight male but people confuse you with a lesbian female.

Jeff suffers from Pyro Syndrome since everyone things he's a lesbian.

by Mostwanted2k April 27, 2023

Sabba Syndrome

Across the vast expanse of time, nothing has perplexed scientists quite like this disorder. Sabba syndrome can be categorized in many ways; it is the closest relative to intellectual disability within its family of disorders. Many symptoms include excessive cigarette consumption, purchasing a sandwich or a can of Pepsi daily, and engaging in unwelcome physical contact with the opposite gender. The patient cannot be held responsible for their actions, as they experience an uncontrollable urge to touch themselves in front of others. Therefore, seeking medical assistance is strongly advised."

Doctor: "The results are back madame..."
Mother:"Okay, doc"(proceeds to start stripping)
Doctor:"wow madame relax please I didn't mean that we can do it another time though;)"
Mother:"Doc you're making me anxious what is it?"
Doc:"I'm sorry ma'am your son has sabba syndrome..."
Mother: (Left speechless)
Mother again: (pulls out a gun and ends her misery)

by HeetsTeak November 6, 2023

Heartbreak Syndrome

When one experiences a heartbeat so intense or so bad that I can cause your heart to malfunction.

It can also cause a muscle in your heart to tear causing weaker pulse

John: Steve broke up with Jessica recently, it really really hurt him. He was hospitalised because of it.

Alex: Really?

John: Yeah, the nurses told me it was called Heartbreak Syndrome

by rbrtsnky February 3, 2024

lugosi syndrome

based on the actor Bella Lugosi who is most famous for playing Dracula in 1927. forever after most people referred to him as "Dracula" and he was remembered for little else.

so every time you see a character and you name the actor by a previous characters name, you have lugosi syndrome.

"hey look! its whats-his-name! uh, Boromir!"
"dude, thats Sean Bean."
"oh. I guess I have lugosi syndrome..."

by zackhail! February 23, 2010

Stockhole Syndrome

A term used to describe a state of anxiety created when donuts are placed to closely in a container, leading to sweating and icing loss.

Meijer's sweaty donuts are known to suffer from overcrowding and in some cases Stockhole Syndrome.

by genniex August 1, 2010