grab capitalism by the balls

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, people like Thomas Jefferson, John Locke and Thomas Hobbes.

by Sexydimma November 12, 2013

ball party

When a group of 3 or more men decide to place their testicles in a bowl of ice cold water

Bro, we should have a ball party.

by jm200188 February 2, 2017

balls

men

may i lick your balls?

by niall // jungle May 15, 2022

Lard ball

Lard ball is used as an insult to those who're eitheir fat or obese.

Garfield: What's good Odie, you skinny dog.

Odie: Fuck you Lard ball.

by Skibidi Porft fart123 December 14, 2023

Dumb ball

The felling of numbness in one's testicle after back banging (analy) during hour - long fucking activity

Giani sure fuck that Oleggio hoe, cause he got a dumb ball. He better put some marinara sauce on it.

by juanitoalimana November 30, 2021

chilli balls

A man that has a fetish of applying

hot pepper/pepper sauce on his balls.

I have a thing for chilli balls during the nasty

by M&J made this😂 September 1, 2023

Cup your balls and cough

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.

Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.

by Crackhead mania January 12, 2021