Gock Syndrome, are more commonly referred to as beauty autism, is a disorder in which a person has a specific amount of potential to use in the week to look pretty or handsome. For example, if someone looks really pretty on a monday, they will look ugly the whole rest of the week, as they used all their potential on the first day of the week. Think of it as this math equation: 100= M+Tu+W+Th+F. You only have 100% potential, if you use it all, your cooked for the rest of the whole week. HOWEVER, if a person diagnosed with the Gock Syndrome does decide to use it all on one day, holyyyyyyy shit you better be prepared. Cleanup on aisle underwear if you know what I mean hahahahaha!!!!! This horrible horrible condition isn’t diagnosable unless two or more people diagnose it.
Oh wow, seems like Sally used all her potential today… The gock syndrome doesn’t allow for her full potential
by JohnCheddarFogGuy August 6, 2024
Get the Gock Syndrome mug.Matfyz syndrome come from the mathematical-physical faculty of Charles University in Prague. Where they teach very complicated math.
It means that you are so good in complicated math, equations and such that you start to forget things like division/multiplication sometimes even additions like 53+92, or substraction like 68-392. Caused by using calculator too much.
It means that you are so good in complicated math, equations and such that you start to forget things like division/multiplication sometimes even additions like 53+92, or substraction like 68-392. Caused by using calculator too much.
64+7 is 70? It's 71, you are starting to have the matfyz syndrome. You shouldn't use the calculator that much.
by TheLizatkk August 6, 2024
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Often with the side effects of the individual looking "well fed" Aka "FAT AF"
Often with the side effects of the individual looking "well fed" Aka "FAT AF"
by Whoelse021 August 11, 2024
Get the Mozzy syndrome mug.Girl Interrupted Syndrome is the phenomenon of an angsty teen believing they are so incredibly unique and different, they find their depression to be cinematic in a
"starving artist" way and believe it makes them an interesting, nonchalant, effortless cool girl. Those who suffer from Girl Interrupted Syndrome may find themselves engaging in the listening of Fiona Apple, Duster, and Have a Nice Life while also attempting to pick up any hobby or new interest that will make them seem so esoteric and Manic Pixie Dream Girl -esque. Girl Interrupted Syndrome victims may find themselves to be infatuated with the arts and chase after people who are the same as them. The constant attempt to be so different may also lead to those with this syndrome to participate in cigarette smoking, accentuating their eye bags using eyeshadow, only using 35mm film for pictures, and desperately trying to appear quiet and mysterious. They are also mostly self-righteous philosophy freaks who find themself to be more well-rounded than everyone around them.
"starving artist" way and believe it makes them an interesting, nonchalant, effortless cool girl. Those who suffer from Girl Interrupted Syndrome may find themselves engaging in the listening of Fiona Apple, Duster, and Have a Nice Life while also attempting to pick up any hobby or new interest that will make them seem so esoteric and Manic Pixie Dream Girl -esque. Girl Interrupted Syndrome victims may find themselves to be infatuated with the arts and chase after people who are the same as them. The constant attempt to be so different may also lead to those with this syndrome to participate in cigarette smoking, accentuating their eye bags using eyeshadow, only using 35mm film for pictures, and desperately trying to appear quiet and mysterious. They are also mostly self-righteous philosophy freaks who find themself to be more well-rounded than everyone around them.
by mrbunhop August 13, 2024
Get the Girl, Interrupted Syndrome mug.A deadly, horrible sickness that can inflict any fantasy football GM if they are not careful. Myguy Syndrome make a league owner drunk on their own player.
Symptoms include:
Blindness: to the fact that their Myguy is done.
Paralysis: unable to trade because he’s Myguy leading to a terrible fantasy record
Amnesia: Valuing the Myguy as if they were just drafted
Symptoms include:
Blindness: to the fact that their Myguy is done.
Paralysis: unable to trade because he’s Myguy leading to a terrible fantasy record
Amnesia: Valuing the Myguy as if they were just drafted
GM #1: Hey, what would it cost to get Jeudy off your hands?
GM #2: idk man he’s my guy!
GM #1 I’ll give you a steaming pile of dogshit
GM #2 Idk man he was drafted in the first 4 years ago, has a new team, just starting to figure it out, a corner stone of my dynasty team. Need a 1st
GM #1 Nigga you have Myguy Syndrome! Seek help!
GM #2: idk man he’s my guy!
GM #1 I’ll give you a steaming pile of dogshit
GM #2 Idk man he was drafted in the first 4 years ago, has a new team, just starting to figure it out, a corner stone of my dynasty team. Need a 1st
GM #1 Nigga you have Myguy Syndrome! Seek help!
by Real dynasty dude August 14, 2024
Get the Myguy Syndrome mug.Receiving a hand job from a woman with down syndrome, whom may squeeze the meat too tightly causing oxygenation issues to the meat, leading to your meat turning purple.
It's been a rough week brother, I need a purple syndrome tuggy to free my mind. Dude be careful, she's a strong one, you could end up with a purple syndrome tuggy out of that.
by MrDrock83 March 27, 2025
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