traditional gay

Someone attracted to the same sex that only acts and dresses like a typical straight person and only wants to date others that also only act and dress like a typical straight person.

-They often don't express themselves.
-You won't ever catch them watching RuPauls drag race.
-Typically are transphobic.

I'm not gonna carry a handbag, and my boyfriend better not either, I'm a traditional gay.

by Biggie Jay June 21, 2024

Schrödinger's Gay Man

A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.

Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."

by Onesquawkyboi July 14, 2023

im not gay but $20 is $20

is what you say when you are gay, but for a price

Alan: "Im not gay but $20 is $20"

will: "so you are gay"

by coolwill December 18, 2024

Gay ando

A beta male who likes to gag on vegan sausage while fingering his bum.

How come your such a gay ando?

by Gelties December 06, 2024

Rae is gay

If you meet someone named Rae, they’re gay. No matter their gender. And if they aren’t? They are. Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt..

Rae: I’m straight

*that one denial is a river in Egypt TikTok audio starts playing*

(Rae IS gay.. or Gae)

by S3roton1n January 11, 2025

gay gralon

When a black man with tiny dread locs begs to be fucked in the anal.

Oh my god did you see that video with that gay gralon?!

by shehdkaoe snjd November 21, 2021

Gay Rhino

The act of when a man coughs into another dudes asshole

Dard is always coughing, he's the master of the gay rhino.

by DaDard November 29, 2017