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Cocktail Sausage Syndrome

cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.

CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.
That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.
by Preacher59 December 15, 2018
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Left Titty Syndrome

When a women has an ingrown left titty that lays on the ground.
Jackson: WOAH!! Her titty is on the ground dude!

Emily: Yeah, she's got left titty syndrome.
by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022
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BLACK AIR FORCE SYNDROME

a deadly virus. When one white air force accidentally steps on a black air force, the black air force will be infected with the black air force syndrome. The infected will stomp on every shoe they see, Jordans, Nike, everything. Creasing every shoe on its path.
chigga: "ching chong omg he has the black air force syndrome"
chigga 2: "ching chong yeah lets avoid him"
by Dr, Sol October 6, 2024
mugGet the BLACK AIR FORCE SYNDROMEmug.

Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.
Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG
by Admiral Foxface December 2, 2019
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Rutter Syndrome

The term used to describe the fear and terror of being in a committed relationship with someone to little to no red flags. This condition is the fear of being in a committed relationship as well as the undeniable attraction to someone that has more red flags than China has in their entire country.
Why are you in such a toxic relationship? Do you have Rutter Syndrome?
by Green Pants, White Shirt February 10, 2024
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Post-Upload Syndrome

when you've done absolutely everything remotely possible to further your submission into perfection; upload it, and begin feeling anxious about it somehow, whether it be by discovering an anomaly pretense or wondering if the general public will see it fit.
damn bro your new track was fire af

yeah but that one part seems kinda wack, i'm getting hella Post-Upload Syndrome
by smyleynine March 27, 2018
mugGet the Post-Upload Syndromemug.

cheeseball syndrome

When your balls swell up and turn orange
Jim: Did you hear Donald Trump got cheeseball syndrome?
Anthony: We've been knowing!
by AsherTrasher03 April 1, 2024
mugGet the cheeseball syndromemug.

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