The dirtie is the item within the gertie, the gertie being pants, or other types of clothing worn on the legs. The dirtie can be big or small, depending on the person, and depending on the gertie they are wearing. A dirtie gertie may also be a person who is being homosexual in various ways, or who carries the name David. Do not be mean to a dirtie gertie, for they, yet small and weak, will one day hurt your dirtie in ways your gertie cannot explain.
That dirtie gertie punched me in the dirtie so i took his gertie and wrapped it around his dirtie til he lost circulation in his dirtie. Then he ripped my gertie so i called him a dirtie nergie.
by Harry Gertie September 9, 2007
Get the Dirtie Gertiemug. by Clifford Skyler February 12, 2008
Get the The Dirty Squirtmug. 
For those who hate dirty started in Texas and those states that aint on the coast aint a part of the dirty 3rd and if you aint part of the dirty south you aint dirty 3rd
by DSGB September 9, 2004
Get the dirty thirdmug. Say Barney, I said, "I really think that Jasmine is quite attractive. Barney answered, "she is hot bro , but she farts during sex, I heard. No worries,"I said".Barney said, "Yeah but she farted on Blagov's face when he {Blagov the Russian) was cunnininglusing her vagina. I dont care, "i said, "i can deal with a dirty Jasmine."
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 20, 2017
Get the dirty Jasminemug. by Mongra December 7, 2010
Get the Dirty Dutchmug. When a girl lets you take her out, pay for the date, eat her out for 2h, then leaves your house, blocks you on all social medias and ghosts you for the rest of your life.
by Gohtsguet April 20, 2020
Get the dirty milenamug.