cock all

Doing nothing

Friend 1: Hi mate, what have you done today?

Me: Yo bro I’ve done cock all today
Friend 1: Let’s go to spoons then

by crookmeister2000 May 10, 2021

Frog cock

A very slimy cock

That frog cock is tasty as fuck

by THE ALLFATHER May 11, 2021

Cock Nose mouse

mouse that has a nose shaped like a penis

An animal that has a cock for a nose

by Bobby May 13, 2005

Cock conkers

Playing the traditional game of conkers but with your cocks.

Mark swung his massive Cock conker onto Paul's much smaller one! Hence cock conkers.

by Goldie 78 November 2, 2021

Cock locking

The act of locking a cock in a cage and torturing it.

She's a freak, she said she was into cock locking!

by 8008580085 November 3, 2021

cock a wewe

It’s an oh shit moment

The girl had a cock a wewe at the game

by Wittle don’t November 5, 2021

cock a wewe

Unclaimed fart

Oh gosh who cock a wewe’d it stinks!

by Wittle don’t November 5, 2021