You: *has sex*
Jesus: *punishes you and your children for the unacceptable act of sticking and licking*
Jesus: *punishes you and your children for the unacceptable act of sticking and licking*
by atlantikfish November 27, 2021
Get the Sexmug. by swansdownstairs May 10, 2019
Get the Cheeky bum sexmug. 
A person who gives coupons for sex but when they decline he just has his way with them it also aligns with a sex off
by DICK-tionary August 26, 2025
Get the Sex Collectormug. oven sex is when you crank up the heat on the oven and you get a douche (lubed up) and you leave it in there for the douche to melt and you get your doctor to pull it out and you shit everywhere.
by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022
Get the Oven sexmug. A reproductive act in which the male penis enters the female vagina. If the reproductive act is complete, sperm cells are passed from the male body into the female body, in the process fertilizing the female's egg and forming a new organism
Son : how are babies made
Father : You see, son, when a man and a woman love each other very much the man put's his penis in the woman's vagina to create a baby and that is called sex
Father : You see, son, when a man and a woman love each other very much the man put's his penis in the woman's vagina to create a baby and that is called sex
by I_eat_beans_bruh February 29, 2024
Get the Sexmug. you: ayo wanna have sex?!?
*random person* uhh why?
you: because i want babies! so sex??
*random person* ok
*random person* uhh why?
you: because i want babies! so sex??
*random person* ok
by mar.. September 24, 2021
Get the sexmug.