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In court at a divorce trial:
Plaintiff: Your honor, my marriage has had a lot of challenges, but there has just been way too much detrimarital sex to keep up this charade.
Mary: Beth, why aren't you talking to your husband?
Beth: Since Aaron found out that he's into scat play we only ever have detrimarital sex :(
Plaintiff: Your honor, my marriage has had a lot of challenges, but there has just been way too much detrimarital sex to keep up this charade.
Mary: Beth, why aren't you talking to your husband?
Beth: Since Aaron found out that he's into scat play we only ever have detrimarital sex :(
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then she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb
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except that it's in real life
good for when you have erectile dysfunction or performance anxiety
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