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Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.
Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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sex

by OutlookBlo May 1, 2023
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sex

you shove a penis in a pussy or an asshole
"I heard the bed squeaking loudly all night! what were you doing Anna!?

"...Me and Jack had sex last night"

"GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOUR GROUNDED!!!"
by Official_Seraphine September 16, 2023
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Sex

You know what it is you pathetic 12 year old thinking it’s funny to look up sex. Go do your spelling homework you dumb little child.
Retarded 12 year old: Heh heh lets look up sex’s definition I bet that be funny
Retarded 12 year old’s just as retarded friend: Yeah it would be funny
by ASDFFDSA12344321 May 3, 2021
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Plex N Sex

"Hey sugar pie! You want to come over to my Place after School and have some Plex N Sex?"

"Well… Hell yeah baby!"
by H3ntaipet December 7, 2018
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Nasal Sex

A form of sexual intercourse especially designed for men with extremely small cocks to satisfy someone by penetrating the nasal cavities with their 2cm defeater.

It can also define someone putting their nose up someones ass.
I love nasal sex, sometimes cocks arnt enough
by Seal3007 November 15, 2023
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Sex Sausage

Sex Sausage is another way to describe men's nudes.
Womens nudes are like art, but a guys nudes are just them basically saying "look at sex sausage, you want some fuk"
by nicotine whore July 14, 2020
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