Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.
Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!
Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!
Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
Get the Athletic sex lifemug. "I heard the bed squeaking loudly all night! what were you doing Anna!?
"...Me and Jack had sex last night"
"GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOUR GROUNDED!!!"
"...Me and Jack had sex last night"
"GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOUR GROUNDED!!!"
by Official_Seraphine September 16, 2023
Get the sexmug. You know what it is you pathetic 12 year old thinking it’s funny to look up sex. Go do your spelling homework you dumb little child.
Retarded 12 year old: Heh heh lets look up sex’s definition I bet that be funny
Retarded 12 year old’s just as retarded friend: Yeah it would be funny
Retarded 12 year old’s just as retarded friend: Yeah it would be funny
by ASDFFDSA12344321 May 3, 2021
Get the Sexmug. "Hey sugar pie! You want to come over to my Place after School and have some Plex N Sex?"
"Well… Hell yeah baby!"
"Well… Hell yeah baby!"
by H3ntaipet December 7, 2018
Get the Plex N Sexmug. A form of sexual intercourse especially designed for men with extremely small cocks to satisfy someone by penetrating the nasal cavities with their 2cm defeater.
It can also define someone putting their nose up someones ass.
It can also define someone putting their nose up someones ass.
by Seal3007 November 15, 2023
Get the Nasal Sexmug. Womens nudes are like art, but a guys nudes are just them basically saying "look at sex sausage, you want some fuk"
by nicotine whore July 14, 2020
Get the Sex Sausagemug. 