Drag Zombie

A person that constantly asks you for hits off your smoke and has no smokes of their own or have anything else to do.

Some Drag zombies are so desparate for a smoke they will pawn off items or pay you money for a cigarette.

Drag Zombie 1: Hey man can I get a drag?

Guy: It's my last one

Drag Zombie: Come on dude. one drag

Guy: Dude your such a drag zombie!

by Premium Blend April 25, 2010

zombie bait

In the event of the zombie apocalypse these people can be very useful, they are stripped naked and be tied to a tree or other similar objects as a sacrifice to the zombies.

AKA. ZB

Person 1: "can I take salvage at your place in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
Person 2: "yes but you have to be the zombie bait"

by anon reach October 28, 2009

zombie punch

is your last alternative when one is surrounded by zombies and their ammunition is depleted and they have lost any melee weapon they once possesed.

Bob executed a flawless zombie punch.

by SlayerPro December 29, 2010

Rob Zombie

This guy with a tired image who keeps doing the same shit over and over.

Rob - "OK, guys; this one's in D"

by AdamH April 1, 2005

zombie strippers

the best loow budget movie with lots of tits and bloody tits. Also they shoot golf balls and pool balls out of there women parts.

Eat this you ugly moldy "zombie strippers" slut

by x bjn x March 12, 2011

Haduken Zombie

The most badass of all zombies, known for having Halo-like lunge/uppercut techniques; except they hardly use a sword because theyre so badass.
-they are supreme over the other kinds of zombies.
-they have acid sperm.
-they frequently rape Hitler zombies.

oh shit son! zombie apocolypse is real!

WATCH OUT A ZOMBIE!
oh shit, its just a bitchy Hitler zombie.


OMFG BEHIND YOU!!! THAT SNEAKY ASS HADUK-*gets uppercutted*



person:dayumm them zombies!!

random other person: hey- they arent just zombies

*pumps shotun*

them is Haduken Zombies!!

person: *pants turn brown* OMFG ZOINKS -WTF I SAID ZOINKS!

*dies*

by stapleface the great April 24, 2009

Zombie Mask

When you skeet in a bitch's face, thereby gluing her eyes shut forever. Usually followed by a snowball, forming the devastating one-two punch.

Hellen Keller wasn't actually blind at birth, her dad just Zombie Masked her when she was four because she was so fucking stupid she needed a teacher to figure out what water was.

by Sex em' up! December 9, 2008