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flaming zombie

A flaming zombie is a sexual act, that is done by shooting your man juice into your partners eyes, and then lighting her pubic hair on fire with a nearby lighter. This will make your lady friend chase you around looking like a zombie on fire.
"I just saw a flaming zombie run out of Tony's front door and into the wall"
"That girl just got flaming zombied"
by mr min SA October 24, 2011
mugGet the flaming zombiemug.

zombie bait

In the event of the zombie apocalypse these people can be very useful, they are stripped naked and be tied to a tree or other similar objects as a sacrifice to the zombies.

AKA. ZB
Person 1: "can I take salvage at your place in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
Person 2: "yes but you have to be the zombie bait"
by anon reach October 28, 2009
mugGet the zombie baitmug.

zombie punch

is your last alternative when one is surrounded by zombies and their ammunition is depleted and they have lost any melee weapon they once possesed.
Bob executed a flawless zombie punch.
by SlayerPro December 29, 2010
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Rob Zombie

This guy with a tired image who keeps doing the same shit over and over.
Rob - "OK, guys; this one's in D"
by AdamH April 1, 2005
mugGet the Rob Zombiemug.

Haduken Zombie

The most badass of all zombies, known for having Halo-like lunge/uppercut techniques; except they hardly use a sword because theyre so badass.
-they are supreme over the other kinds of zombies.
-they have acid sperm.
-they frequently rape Hitler zombies.
oh shit son! zombie apocolypse is real!

WATCH OUT A ZOMBIE!
oh shit, its just a bitchy Hitler zombie.


OMFG BEHIND YOU!!! THAT SNEAKY ASS HADUK-*gets uppercutted*



person:dayumm them zombies!!

random other person: hey- they arent just zombies

*pumps shotun*

them is Haduken Zombies!!

person: *pants turn brown* OMFG ZOINKS -WTF I SAID ZOINKS!

*dies*
by stapleface the great April 24, 2009
mugGet the Haduken Zombiemug.

zombie strippers

the best loow budget movie with lots of tits and bloody tits. Also they shoot golf balls and pool balls out of there women parts.
Eat this you ugly moldy "zombie strippers" slut
by x bjn x March 12, 2011
mugGet the zombie strippersmug.

crotch zombie

After a person is receives the crotchening three times, he becomes a crotch zombie. It's similar to a crotch mummy, only different.
I've already been kicked in the crotch once, two more crotchenings and I'm a crotch zombie.

see "The Crotchening"
by demyztikx March 5, 2008
mugGet the crotch zombiemug.

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