Skip to main content

Twitter

A terrible place packed to the brim with children/adults that are children who hate fun and people who have fun and just people in general; everybody hates the site yet will continue to use it because we are a foolish species who are doomed to repeat our worst mistakes. Speaking of which, let me go check twitter.
"Hey, did you see the news about ___ on Twitter this morning? I heard that they were getting cancelled fo-"
"God let me escape this blue, winged hell"
by epicgamner69 December 18, 2022
mugGet the Twittermug.

Twitter

Twitter absolutely sucks. Don’t use it. Seriously. People there are toxic as hell and it drains your iq to the size of a goldfish. Politics everywhere, assholes begging for attention, cancelling someone for using SARCASM of all things, the works. You’re better off deepthroating a hotdog than spending a minute on that website, at least you learn something. Trust me it ain’t worth it. Your brain will thank you later.
Guy 1: Hey I was thinking about using Twitter and-
Guy 2: Don’t. Trust me on this one dude.
by Duckos February 15, 2021
mugGet the Twittermug.

Twitter

An app to get canceled on and hated by the internet because everyone is sexist, racist, homophobic and more according to Twitter. Getting canceled on Twitter is like playing Russian Roulette. Nobody is safe, just lucky.
Random user: Hey guys...

Twitter: Did you just assume somebody's gender?!? CANCELLED!!!
by Monkelivesmatter March 3, 2021
mugGet the Twittermug.

Twitter

Twitter is basically 1000000 tons of toxic waste all compiled into one website. If we deleted it, the sea levels would probably be back to it's level in 1922.
I use twitter and i'm a huge pain in the ass and i'm better than you. Even if you win the Nobel Peace Prize, i'll still be better than you. (casually posts mid+l+bozo+don't care+didn't ask+i'm better+ratio+0 iq about someone saying they like apples)
by thiscatisd September 13, 2022
mugGet the Twittermug.

twitter

person 1: dude my wifi won't let me watch porn!

person 2: bro just use twitter lmfao.
by i give good descriptions October 31, 2022
mugGet the twittermug.

Twitter

I mean it speaks for its self.

jack- "they are you on twitter"
sam- "You mean hell?"
by TheGuyWhoSpeaks November 5, 2022
mugGet the Twittermug.

DB (twitter)

Just STFU and Leave Her Alone!Your're Picking On Her For Something Stupid!DB (twitter)
by Santonio15_BGC September 11, 2012
mugGet the DB (twitter)mug.

Share this definition