twitter

a place where anything and everything goes to die a slow and painful death from being cancelled

I deleted twitter because I realized I had a life.

by narigi421 October 29, 2022

twitter

a place for all to get cancelled for doing absolutely nothing.

dont go on twitter, or youll get cancelled.

by pterodactylfeet May 8, 2021

Twitter Stance

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.

Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.

by BigRed6810 June 10, 2011

Twitter

A toxic wasteland full of bad takes, soft people, and people who cancel you for something 60 years ago.

Oh no I got canceled on Twitter for making a joke 50 million years ago

by xdgamerman420 July 17, 2022

Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)

by Twittlerio February 1, 2025

Twitter Sensitive

Of a person who is overly sensitive and gets offended very easily. Even if it wasn't meant to be offensive.
This type of people can be found both inside and outside of the internet, but most reside on Twitter.

Shut the fuck up Sarah! Why you gotta be so Twitter Sensitive.

by Dimwitted Fella May 21, 2021

Twitter Five

An act of response when two or more people agree on something, specifically in the Twitterverse.

Me: I love to fish.

Friend: Me too!!

Me: Twitter five!!

by Dcstrutter June 10, 2016