The elevator was about to close when the elderly gentleman started shouting ho de door you jazz holes!
by Digger September 03, 2005
phrase used to describe homosexuals who conquer uncharted anal territory. derived from spanish "conquerer"
by ballzz March 25, 2003
by DJM November 27, 2003
When banging a MILF named Barbara you pull out of her ass and try to blow your load in her mouth and her son named preston walks in and catches you in the act and you lose your erection
So I was balls deep in prestons mom last night and I was just banging the shit out of her and doing work and right when I pulled out of her ass and was ready to give her a deposite in her mouth preston walks in and right away I get the invisible door.
by Dwight Shrute December 13, 2007
When you remove the door handle from both sides of a door. Then stick your dick through the door hole and have the person on the other side give you a blow job.
Krys: I love it when you Louisiana Door Knob me
Jon: Shut up bitch and just keep sucking from that side
Jon: Shut up bitch and just keep sucking from that side
by Bijazik March 24, 2008
by doitphaggot March 26, 2008
A phrase used not as a substitute for 'Shut the fuck up', but rather when the front door requires shutting.
by mikee246 August 14, 2011