Fifi Town

A British Pro Clubs team founded in January 2021 that competes as part of the Bills Boys organisation. They tend to have played a rigid 4-2-2-2 en route to multiple division titles with their most important player being the versatile and prolific club manager who has the ability and experience to play anywhere on the field. The team tends to struggle when he isn't on the pitch. The rest of the team is made up of an ANY who is extremely susceptible to conceding penalties and red cards, a dodgy midfielder who tends to spend most of the game up front (to be fair to the lad he chips in with important goals when it matters), five other average players who tend to fight over the spare striker position and then an otherwise useless tap-in merchant (assistant manager). The chemistry and togetherness of the team is questionable and the party can become pretty heated during matches. However, that is all part of the success of this great, well-managed club. Fifi Town play at the Estadio de Fiona and have a 97% win rate when playing at home.

Fuck, look who we're playing!!!!! It's Fifi Town, the best club in the fucking world. May as well quit the game now.

by a_bailey7 June 14, 2021

cheeky town

I'm taking a trip to that phat cheeky town.

I'm getting me some cheeky town tonight boys.

by Yoyoyoyoomm8575 June 24, 2021

Ham Towned

Being Hammered, Drunk, Belligerently Intoxicated, Blacking Out, or whatever other slang for being drunk is.

Oh my god Jim, its a sunday?! Why are you drinking?!
Yeah, so what? I dont have a final tomorrow!
Dude you are so ham towned...

by DKnDuBois' May 16, 2011

Town Hussy

The town slut.

EVA: I'll bet if I kissed you, you'd taste like a wild beast.
Naked Snake: Heh. You're pretty good.
Ocelot: It's the perfume...I knew it! You're that town hussy Volgin's been with!

by Wugguls January 1, 2012

G Town

White suburban neighborhood near Pittsburgh, PA. Turned into the hood by a group of savages.

Person 1: What are you doing after school today?
Person 2: Going to G Town to go smoke a ton of weed and fuck bitches and get money.

by Sgt. Deeviid Froontzook June 21, 2017

Penis town

Adjective
Describes something that is very unfortunate; similar to “that sucks” or “that blows” but more intense because both sucking and blowing happen in Penis Town

“Why would your job replace you? That’s penis town.”

by Not Garfield August 11, 2023

Clown Town

Lethbridge, Alberta

Calgary may be Cow Town, but Lethbridge is Clown Town

by Kathryn Adelaide von Tonicburg January 15, 2023