Padded Table

A padded chair people use to store clothing and other misc. items. ie. chairdrobe

Damn bitch take your shit off my padded table and put it where it belongs.

I'm going to sit on my padded table.

by pyrocycle October 28, 2008

table whacker

When you whack your peepee on a table because you’re gay.

Dude. I’m such a homo that I got a table whacker.

by DailyTableWhacker July 31, 2019

table shaker

banging a girl so hard on a table

i gave her the table shaker last night

by your pseudm December 5, 2016

Table

A place where you sit by, sit things, and where nearly anything can happen on top of it (And I mean everything)

Did you do it on the Table

by Leviction March 13, 2023

Tableing

When you and your homies go out while being drunk and distract someone as another person comes from behind and body slams the unsuspecting victim into a table, then crushing them with another table.

Yooo me and the guys went out last night and started tableing unsuspecting elderly people. You gotta join us tomorrow night!

by Theonewhowhat March 19, 2025

The Table

---James Hetfield---

"I am the table."

-James Hetfield
(The View)

by Cosmokane August 20, 2022

table

To be flatchested but have 4 nips

Cover your table!

Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooligan!

by Hitler's table Eleanor February 5, 2018