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English

Probably the most gay lesson and literally no one cares about it.
Person 1: Yo what lesson we got next?

Person 2: English

Person 1: (Proceeds to shove umbrella up ass, and open it)
by englishissobadlol March 10, 2022
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wids's english teacher

THAT FKING WIDS'S ENGLISH TEACHER!
by widsisweed September 22, 2021
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english teachers

these are the types of teachers that will go on about a meaning of one word for another 100 years since they have no life
“don’t u just hate those english teachers that’ll go on about one sad ass word for whole fucking entire lesson”

“YES I’D RATHER GOUGE MY EYES OUT
by shlongjohn May 13, 2022
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english coffee

A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.

"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle and may blow one's cover.
"I had a long day mate, Lets grab an English coffee this afternoon."
by salary man December 14, 2023
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English-o-metrics

Use of a mathematical model in the English language.

It is customary to write items in a series with required articles. For example, we write 'a book, a pen, a rubber and a bag'. Mathematically speaking, the article 'a' is common to all the items. So put in a mathematical format, it would be like 'a (book, pen, rubber and bag)' and would be 'a book, pen, rubber and bag' with the removal of brackets/parentheses. (However, mathematics does not allow this.) Both expressions are acceptable.

Suppose we write 'a book, a pen, an erasure and a bag'. Here, the article 'a' cannot be taken as a common factor because there is 'an' before 'erasure'. So it would be wrong to say 'a book, pen, erasure and bag'.
English-o-metrics is a hypothetical branch of linguistics.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 October 25, 2020
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English Totem Pole

The act where a man must be fully soft in which 8 British men then all begin sucking.Inflating the totem pole and preforming the English Totem Pole
Jeremy was still soft even after the English Totem Pole, I fear nothing will erect him.
by RapeVictim December 22, 2020
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English Rob

When you're on an ass spelunking adventure but never receive your filthy brown prize.
I was down there for two and a half hours bro, but alas it was an English rob.
by Bobeedle June 15, 2023
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