changing of the guard

v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.

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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?

Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.
by gnostic3 August 19, 2022
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changing of the guard

v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?
by gnostic3 January 18, 2022
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Changing of the Guard

n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.
by gnostic3 August 06, 2022
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a sorry i’ve changed

A sorry i’ve changed is a boy who begs multiple girls for lots of nudes every night, because he can’t wank properly and doesn’t wanna use pornhub and when a girl says no he gets beyond frustrated.
a sorry i’ve changed

omg he’s such “a sorry i’ve changed” ugh who even asks for nudes anymore
by cloud :( December 08, 2020
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Change Itch

When you are into melancholy due to sudden change in your routines and keeps you irritating 24/7.
I was delighted over the period of days and all of sudden it was a Change Itch which made me downcast and pissed off.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk April 28, 2015
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Eric Changs

"Epic Games" with a satirical twist, pointing out it's obvious connections with chinese investors like Tencent that have a 40% stake in the company.
This months free game on Eric Changs is GTAIV
by BossTrolley December 03, 2023
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chump for change

To chump for change means to beg for money on the street.
I needed a quarter to finish my laundry, so I had to chump one off of this lady.

You've sunk so low that you have to chump for change at the laundromat? Get a job, Spongebob.
by Sir Walter Really December 18, 2013
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