Santa-Be-Crazy

(Sahn-Ta) (Bea) (Crah-zie) Wow parents XD. He lands on top of houses(cuz he drunk) Covered in ashes when he comes down the chimney(he be smoking) Wearing a furry outfit(a furry gay outfit) And you let him into your house because he said he has something for your kids.(What good parenting skills)

Ohhh Santa-Be-Crazy because he just got exposed.

by Just-Laughs(Friday) November 29, 2017

Santa

The obese Unholy being that can manage to go down the tiniest chimney in existence. He is literally god, he can see you everywhere, and he'll check your behavior like a babysitter.

Child: I LOVE SANTA

Dream Crusher: He sneaks into your house, steals your stuff, feels bad and gives you some of the things he doesn't use, then he leaves reality until December 25th.

Child: My mother shall hear about this

Child: I LOVE SANTA

Dream Crusher: He sneaks into your house, steals your stuff, feels bad and gives you some of the things he doesn't use, then he leaves reality until December 25th.

Child: My mother shall hear about this

by Sir.Person August 31, 2020

santa pants

To have grey pubic hair.

Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?

by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009

Jolly Santa

A sexual position in which the female sticks her ass in the air and the male, wearing a Santa Claus hat & beard, sits on top of the female and drops his testicles into her anus like Santa dropping his bag of toys down the chimney.

After a little too much eggnog, Sally was feeling frisky and asked Todd to leave on the hat & beard and give her a jolly santa.

by TotesMagotes42 December 23, 2013

Samanta or Santa

A really pretty person that can make you smile nonstop without knowing. She’s really pretty, even if you don’t know her irl. She can be loving, and can maje you smile through the screen. I talk about her so much, even my irl friends know about her. I love her so much <3 She makes people feel happy about themselves, and she can’t talk bad about people. She’s really caring when it’s about you. She’s the best person I’ve ever met in my entire life. She makes me feel so well about myself, and she can be wholesome too. Sometimes I just want to tell her “Marry me” but she’d respond with “I’m loyal, I’m married to @durex” </3 She still is a person you can really trust, and that you must love :))
You can’t just hate her. She’s way too cute for this <3

I love her so much, not even words explain my expressions right now. I feel so special whenever getting all those Good night texts or Good morning texts. They make me feel so loved, so supported, they make me feel something I’ve never felt /pos

Samanta, if you’re reading this
I love you so much <33

Me: Omg I’ve stayed up until 4 AM this time talking to someone

Irl friend: Was it Samanta or Santa, however you call her?

Me: Yeah, how did you know?

Irl friend: You always talk to her until it’s really late. I want what you and Samanta have

by marrymeplzz November 20, 2021

Santas

Scottish rhyming slang for testicles - Santa Claus/Baws (balls).

Argh, ye've only wellied the ball right into ma Santas ya bas.

by Shawyer August 30, 2007

Reverse Santa

When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, you’re going to have a warm and moist lap.

Went to family Christmas today and my Druncle gave me a Reverse Santa. Now I have to change my pants!

by Sweats11537 December 21, 2019