"Dude, you were in there for a long time!"
"Yeah, it gets pee shy after I drink this much beer. It took 5 minutes just to get it running, then I had to sphincter out the tail."
"Yeah, it gets pee shy after I drink this much beer. It took 5 minutes just to get it running, then I had to sphincter out the tail."
by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016
Get the pee shymug. After a long piss, when you feel so good about your bladder being finally empty, that you get a natural high.
After a long night of beer drinking, he finally emptied his bladder and got the best pee high he ever had!
by LonePooper May 4, 2018
Get the pee highmug. by jacksassafrass December 26, 2010
Get the pee on a stickmug. When one person sits on top of another, chest to chest and interlocking legs, while on the toilet. The top individual pees through the bottoms legs. Similar to the past time of spidering on the swings at a playground.
"Hey Baby, will you please let me spider pee you this one time." - Husband
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife
by MrRogersSweater May 23, 2020
Get the Spider Peemug. by waternymph July 1, 2017
Get the Pee poopmug. noun. 1.) The cautious practice of urinating before starting a time-consuming or strenuous and uncomfortable venture.
noun. 2.) The bodily waste expelled in such a prudent manner.
Rumor has it that among crass individuals the synonym "Safety Piss" exists.
verb.) the act of utilizing the "safety pee/piss" practice.
noun. 2.) The bodily waste expelled in such a prudent manner.
Rumor has it that among crass individuals the synonym "Safety Piss" exists.
verb.) the act of utilizing the "safety pee/piss" practice.
Movie theater: Oh, good. It's still the previews. I still have time for a safety pee.
Traffic: Uh oh. It's almost rush hour. I better make a safety pee in case it takes me three hours to get home.
Weird Scenario: Oh, geez. Not another tickle-gauntlet. I better make a safety pee or this could be awkward.
Traffic: Uh oh. It's almost rush hour. I better make a safety pee in case it takes me three hours to get home.
Weird Scenario: Oh, geez. Not another tickle-gauntlet. I better make a safety pee or this could be awkward.
by Awkward Scholar NM September 12, 2010
Get the Safety Peemug. 