Jesse moment

The act of ignoring your friends for an extended period of time

Person 1: Hey man you seen Joe lately?

Person 2: yeah like a month ago

Person 1: wow Jesse moment

by The choochinator August 15, 2021

Jesse

Jesse's are Jesse's! The most incredible, trustworthy and honest man you'll ever meet. He is extremely HARD-HEADED and will likely make you mad at times, but he will always make you smile right after.He is into cars and knows how to "drive" his woman wild! He is extremely talented and a rare catch! When you snag a Jesse don't let him go!

Any girl would want to be "Jesse's girl!"

If his name is Jesse, he is a keeper!

by Pmsrf August 4, 2019

Jess

She will find any and every boy she can and lure them to her room. She is the equivalent to a a fuck boy but a fuck girl. She doesnt get out much but to spark up a conversation with a guy 4 years older than her then bring them back to her room. She will kick her roommate out constantly so she can fuck. She thinks shes still rebounding but shes really just making an excuse for all the guys she fucks. A lovely gal

Did you hear jess is on number eleven?

by Ambersalterego January 20, 2020

The Jesse Effect

When faced with this lethal effect, one might experience one or many of the following symptoms:

Loss of breath
Fatigue
Boredom
Nausea
Vommitting
Depression
Diabetes
Confusion

Not knowing if you should feel insulted or not

Sudden mental retardation

Random girl: "I don't know if he likes me or not, he's sending a lot of signals."
Random girl's friend: "Oh no, you're just suffering from The Jesse Effect."

by creampie6969 July 3, 2017

Jesse

A man with on giant dick

I bet he has a Jesse

by Words2021 November 23, 2021

Jesse

A boyfriend who is being a “Jesse”- someone who is very clingy and smothering. They’re always two feet behind their significant other.

“A Jesse”- is a person who is a stage 11 clinger and constantly blows someone’s phone up and always wants to be around you.

Please give me some space and stop being a “Jesse”.

by Sally.witten October 6, 2021

Jesse

A fat ass kid that gets no girls and is ugly asfk

Jesse is gay

by Dssihsugsy November 21, 2021