An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.
by Indian Alladin December 19, 2020
Get the Italian Car Washmug. by im_not_a_skank July 31, 2003
Get the italians...ginas....ginosmug. when two hairy men fart out cum onto one and another's backs then let it run down their ass cracks then proceed to drink said semen
by stink berry August 10, 2012
Get the italian blueberry cheesecakemug. by Jimmy the Sicilian April 9, 2012
Get the Italian formal wearmug. Don't insult him by saying that Italian war medal must be Ragu. The meal was personally made for him by Giada.
by North Central Johnny October 8, 2009
Get the Italian war medalmug. a short Italian girl who plans on taking over The Berg! she goes by the name of "Kaitlin" but shes better known as the ITALIAN MAFIA CHICK! she stays up late on the phone and plans her invasion!
Italian Mafia Chick "no i dont want any pizza! dont make me call the union!! im part of the italian mafia!!! BANG BANG!!!!!!" pizza guy "but ahhh...." -IMC shoves the pizza in the pizza guys ear- "hey fat ass eat some fat ass free salad!"
by italian_Jenkins123 February 6, 2009
Get the Italian Mafia Chickmug. The dried up remnants from the fluids produced from vaginal intercourse. The "Italian Bed Crumbs" remain on the bed from thrust-born friction, which dries the fluids into crusty 'unwanted' morsels.
Hey babe, It's your turn to wipe the Italian Bed Crumbs, I did it last time! You know I hate sleeping with all that stuff in the bed.
by Captain_D1077 May 5, 2023
Get the Italian Bed Crumbsmug.