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Halmich Farm

There's an abandoned house on the edge of the land belonging to Halmich Sod Farms in Michigan. From a distance it just appears as an average, run down, forgotten household. However as you get closer, you start to get a skin-crawling feeling. Inside the house, stuff is thrown everywhere, tossed and turned up. Old medical supplies and a book on surgical procedures sit out on the kitchen sink. It's even rumored that the kids bedroom has human remains.

It's likely that this house belonged to a local psychopath. Can only imagine the horrors this building has seen. Completely hidden from everyone, beware....
*On the far edge of the Halmich Farm... *
Person 1: "It feels wrong, like we're being watched"
Person 2: "Yeah, there's even a bullet hole in the window"
by GOOF... IT March 4, 2025
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State Farm

by DancingOmniChickens November 9, 2020
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Farming cuhhhh

A fag
A farming cuhhhh is a fag
by anonymous May 16, 2022
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farm gromet

A father who will live longer than a cockroach and does not bathe in which a dead person smells better
Yo Greg your dad is such a fucking farm gromet
by Bigwhitedong August 19, 2016
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Aura farming

The character ''Piccollo'' from the famous manga ''Dragon Ball Z'' written by the famous mangaka Akira Toriyama
Did you see him aura farming?
He is so cool, just like piccolo!
by ro2006 March 4, 2025
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Friend Farm

(N) – When two {Friend Mine}s unite in marriage to create a large resource of friends.
When Jason and Heather got married, the joining of their friend mines created a friend farm for upfriending.
by gambler325 June 16, 2016
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Fizz Farming

People who sit on the app Fizz and post all day (usually anything relevant in their community no matter their real opinion on it) just for upvotes and karma
<That girl posted about the Nupes, but her boyfriend is an Ape.>
<She’s Fizz Farming like a weirdo.>
by UGA Student March 23, 2025
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