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by singlecelledorganism August 19, 2024

Little did the first husband know he would be the first of 30 for the 30 husband bachelorette. He also didn't know when he moved to the state of Metah that beheadings were the state capital punishment, and that she would have him and 5 other husbands beheaded over time.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2019

by shirshir889 October 29, 2019

If your born on this day you seem like a gangster but are the biggest pussy known to man. Also you might be hella tall but ask a lot of stupid questions. people born on this day are most likely going to be the bud of the joke.
November 30 if born on this day this is a prime example of how you are treated. People call you stupid instead of your name
by Trustttt February 23, 2024

I couldn’t choose any lyrics bc they don’t apply rn I know you think I’m being impulsive maybe I am but I do still like you a lot and I swear I’m over tossing and turning in my bed because I have the feeling that I messed up but I want you in my life romantically more then I’ve wanted anyone else
Ignore the dumb definition stuff
Ignore the dumb definition stuff
by Aja Anna Alana June 1, 2025

Hym "AI outsmarts 30 mathematicians? 30 of the world's best mathematicians!? Hohoho! This is a new feeling... Pride in someone else! Ha! Like the Dbza Abridged thing? Hahaha! I really need to watch that again. Oooooh man! You guys are fucked. That is priceless. Alright. We'll. You know where to find me and someone's kid is going to get murdered if the IRS shows up before you do. So..."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
