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stevens

A simp with a 401(k) and posts in /r/investing
Who's more autistic - r/wsb for yolo calls, or the stevens over at r/investing who still advise letting their 401k ride out a volatile 15% drop because it's better to leave your money in the market rather than time it, and after all it'll surely recover to break even in 4 years or so.
by LiliWhite March 9, 2020
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Steven

Malnourished monkey that snorted too much cocaine.
Archeologist in Amazon Rainforest: Is that a Monkey on crack?
Other Archeologist: No that's just a Steven.
by AmazonMonke May 31, 2022
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Steven

please stop saying he has a huge dick please.
steven has a 3 cm
by ilovemilfssssss May 9, 2022
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Steven

A Steven is a total mystery thats a cross between a CIA agent and Jeff Bezos. Steven never seems to be working but is always spending money like Jeff Bezos. Dinner in Paris, Lunch in Dubai followed by sunsets in the Maldives is what’s in store when your friends with a Steven.
"Who's that handsome guy!?"

"Oh that's just Steven"
by Sxc7885 November 23, 2021
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Steven

Steven is a rude person that likes to call u a furry all the time.
Steven is annoying
by Galaxymellon March 27, 2019
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SteveN’

When you are lying about something you know is true in order to win an argument, prove a point or sway others.
Bro you SteveN’ right now we all know Kanye the best artist of all time!

Ain’t now way you can deadlift 600 pounds! Stop SteveN’

Ayo Stop SteveN’ for no reasoN’
by MenaceMan September 8, 2022
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Steven

A fat ass motherfucker who thinks he's cool when he says he fucked your mom last night. They also say they have a huge dick but they have a millimeter defeater.
This Steven is such an asshole.
by Nickgger May 6, 2022
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