Moving at the speed of smell

Moving at the speed of smell is a saying using by CaptainSauce. It means something is moving very slowly.

I’m moving at the speed of smell.

by Jesse’s Domain February 15, 2025

speed head

someone off their face on cheap speed paste who loves to dance to popular techno music like they're using an arcade dance machine

I don't want to go to Corvin Club tonight, it's full of speed heads.

by ym8 September 13, 2017

Please speed I need this

When your mom is kinda homeless and you're asking for help

Some guy: Please speed I need this, my mom is kinda homeless.
Speed: *Makes a grimace*

by Lallaalatralala November 12, 2025

speed trip

The combination of hallucinogenics such as LCD or magic mushrooms and methamphetamine.

(That moment when you find out what its like when Alice in Wonderland meets The Flash)

I wont be around all day, I'm taking a speed trip to get away for a bit.

by anonymous January 30, 2021

Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 11, 2016

Hector-Speed

Slower than molasses in January. Turtle Slow.

The man worked at Hector-Speed pace and held everybody else up.

by Mark114 January 8, 2008

speeding

Running around wearing a speedo. Usually to creep out minors while still staying family friendly.

My friend got caught speeding recently.dr

by Fokibär August 22, 2019