speed skating

A very intense sport envolves skating so fast that you feel like you going faster that the speed of sound even though your grandmother can run faster than you skate. Unless you an Olympian

Guy1 “I’m going so fast right now. I must be going faster than Usain Bolt! I’m the best at speed skating”
Guy2 “no you’re not. That 4 year old is going faster than you”
Guy1 “oh. Sh*t”

by Oldbehide November 8, 2018

speeding

When you go over the speed limit, and then a police officer will give you a ticket depending on how much damage you did.

Cop: Do you know how fast you were driving?
Guy in a car: No, sir.
Cop: You were speeding. Here is a fine of 200$
Guy in a car: Ouch.

by Thaun February 7, 2017

Speed Goat

Any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. From the combination of Speed Bump + Goat (generic animal).

Watch out for those Speed Goats in the middle of Wyoming, they'll get you every time.

by CodeMan Sr. December 14, 2010

salice speed

a girl that never cheats and is loyal to there spouse but has a big ass head with little jaws.

she's a salice speed

by koolaidman35 November 9, 2019

Speed King

A web developer that knows what they’re doing when it comes to site speed performance and optimization.

T-bone : Yo kaz you know how your the speed king can you speed up this website for me
Kaz : yea mate send it over
T-bone: kaz mate your such a speed king

by Gear boys August 15, 2018

Speed Daddy

When driving on the highway, wait for a passing car that is speeding, then follow behind them and maintain their speed. Leaving a gap between yourself and the speeding vehicle will ensure that if there is a cop ahead, that they will get pulled over and not you. This is your speed daddy, love your speed daddy, be a speed hoe.

Oh, I had a speed daddy on my way to Orlando, cut my trip in half.

by Razorbumps69 November 5, 2019

Speed Humping

The word created for driving over speed humps way too fast in hopes of getting air. While there are very few cases reported of tires actually leaving the ground, it is still a thrill ride if you do it right.

Dude, Lets cut through Bellevue and do some speed humping!

by WatsonN April 27, 2013