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Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving.
by anonymous December 6, 2024
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Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving
by anonymous December 6, 2024
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Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving.
by anonymous December 6, 2024
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Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy. Can also be done on any type of poultry, just change "turkey" to the name of the poultry.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last year.
by anonymous December 8, 2024
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Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key

Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key
Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key
by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
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Bring me caramel slice

A stupid meme of an Australian kid waking up in a hospital room looking straight at a camera shoved in his face like he’s traumatized, grabbing his phone and texting “bring me caramel slice” (an Australian dessert), usually edited to serious emotional music such as Beyoncé’s “Sorry original demo”
“Bring me caramel slice
TikTok: edits of a kid waking up and Beyoncé on my fyp
by Lanadelrey2012 July 23, 2025
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I’ve got cheese to slice

Really busy with things to do, like Christmas dinner.
We called mom in when she was busy cooking, then she said “well, I’ve got cheese to slice” and went back to the kitchen.
by CherishedQuench933 December 25, 2022
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