September 20,2019

The day the 1.2Mil people that petitioned to go to area 51 is goin to fail because only 200k people are gonna go and security guards are gonna light there shit up and the people wont get to dance to lil uzi,panini by lil nas x and play boi cardi and do the fornite dance extreterestrial emote wit the bois at night time

¨dam bro you here that only 200k people came on September 20,2019 out of the 1.2 mil that signed and they ended up getting blasted by space shit¨ ¨yea bro i heard they didnt get to dance to lil uzi wit the bois¨ press F to pay respects

by OG_Mudb0ne July 18, 2019

September 13

Grab your crush’s neck day

Tj : bro did u see Mya today?
Omar : yea she was just at the park
Tj : ight i’m finna pull up on her cuz she lookin too fine today
Omar : ight
pulls up to the park*
Leslie : omg Mya..Tj is here
Mya : lord he is so fine
Tj walks up to Mya*
Tj : hey Mya
Mya : hey Tj
hugs*
Tj : you know what day it is right?
Mya : nahh i don’t
Tj grabs her by the neck gently, makes eye contact, and kisses her*
Leslie : *gasps* oh shi-
Mya : *whispers* dam that gave me butterflies
Tj : *whispers to Mya* it’s September 13th *laughs*
Mya : ohhhhh
Leslie : girl what just happened
Mya : it’s September 13th..
Leslie : ohhhhhhhhh

i hope y’all enjoyed the little story lol
i did this because i’m bored :)
!!NO REAL INFO IS BEING SHARED!!

by prettykayyy08 September 11, 2022

September 7th

Make your best friend feel special. Give them a hug and cheer them up for the rest of the day your with them

Me: *hug*
her/him: what was that for
Me: it’s September 7th!

by daysofmonths September 4, 2021

25th September

Give your boyfriend head day! Any nice person will take time out of their day to do this :)

Person 1: Yoooo Amanda is coming over tn
Person 2: So?
Person 1: It’s 25th September

by imjustsaying69 September 13, 2022

September 1st

The first day of National No Squirt September

Friend 1: Guess what today is!!
Friend 2: September 1st?
Friend 1: No! It’s National No Squirt Day!

by mdaddie November 7, 2022

29th september

national kiss angelica day

guy 1: hey what day is it today?
guy2 wednesday!
guy1: noo it’s national kiss angelica day

guy2: oh yeah

29th september

by unknown19832 September 23, 2021

September 30

Only, hot,sexy,gorgeous,smart libras are born on September 30

Billy:did you here that Elizabeth is born on September 30?
Sally: that’s probably why she’s so hot,sexy,gorgeous,and smart.

by Giantsfan1 October 3, 2021