Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.
“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”
by KCCalloway December 30, 2018
by One bad ass mother fucker February 21, 2022
by icke2433 February 24, 2010
Richard R Figueroa is a nice and loving guy. He is always there for you and is always loving towards everyone and everything.
by joshuahellogus April 08, 2023
You know, when you assume somebody meant something impossible, rather than correctly infer what they clearly meant you look like a jerk. It's Richard's law.
by mr purple nz August 25, 2023
A beautiful human, but a very pessimistic person who only dresses in black and loves billie eilish, can be a cunt but you can’t resist him
“I saw this mysterious man dressed in black listening to billie and now I’m in love!” Said girl 1 “oh that must be mark richards” said girl 2
by Jazlyn rammington March 02, 2023
by MoonGoose14 December 30, 2020