"Dude, you were in there for a long time!"
"Yeah, it gets pee shy after I drink this much beer. It took 5 minutes just to get it running, then I had to sphincter out the tail."
"Yeah, it gets pee shy after I drink this much beer. It took 5 minutes just to get it running, then I had to sphincter out the tail."
by enkephalin07 November 26, 2015
by jacksassafrass December 26, 2010
by LilBoiPookie October 30, 2017
the tingly feeling you get on the back of your head, neck and shoulders when you pee that feels amazing. sometimes better than an orgasm
if you have pee tingles please comment on this post because no one that i know has them
if you have pee tingles please comment on this post because no one that i know has them
1: bro my pee tingles are fucking amazing
2: what in the cotton picking rim raising god praising black jack paddy wack fuck are pee tingles
1: smh
2: what in the cotton picking rim raising god praising black jack paddy wack fuck are pee tingles
1: smh
by yeeterschonderdwarf69 September 09, 2019
noun. 1.) The cautious practice of urinating before starting a time-consuming or strenuous and uncomfortable venture.
noun. 2.) The bodily waste expelled in such a prudent manner.
Rumor has it that among crass individuals the synonym "Safety Piss" exists.
verb.) the act of utilizing the "safety pee/piss" practice.
noun. 2.) The bodily waste expelled in such a prudent manner.
Rumor has it that among crass individuals the synonym "Safety Piss" exists.
verb.) the act of utilizing the "safety pee/piss" practice.
Movie theater: Oh, good. It's still the previews. I still have time for a safety pee.
Traffic: Uh oh. It's almost rush hour. I better make a safety pee in case it takes me three hours to get home.
Weird Scenario: Oh, geez. Not another tickle-gauntlet. I better make a safety pee or this could be awkward.
Traffic: Uh oh. It's almost rush hour. I better make a safety pee in case it takes me three hours to get home.
Weird Scenario: Oh, geez. Not another tickle-gauntlet. I better make a safety pee or this could be awkward.
by Awkward Scholar NM September 12, 2010
verb:
To use the wrong object for the wrong reason. Doesn't matter if it works, it's just wrong.
Peeing in the sink may use less water, but it's not what the sink is for.
To use the wrong object for the wrong reason. Doesn't matter if it works, it's just wrong.
Peeing in the sink may use less water, but it's not what the sink is for.
Person 1: "What's the problem with washing my hands with the water fountain?"
Person 2: "Dude, it's like peeing in the sink."
Person 2: "Dude, it's like peeing in the sink."
by Thicc Daddy LOAF March 10, 2021