Phone Chair

Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone

1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.

Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*

by Mysterios Lady 2011 February 24, 2011

Screwing A Chair

Unscrewing or screwing a chairs adjuster knob.

Unscrewing a Chair

by Bobman3400 May 5, 2011

chair

Wait.... you don't know what a chair is?!

*dave* "ok, imma go sit in that chair over there"
*john*" WaiT WhAtS A chAiR!!!111!!"
*dave* "we are no longer friends"

by mc chicken on the beat June 16, 2018

This Is Not Even Hellstrom And I Killed I And The Chair Even Not Is This

This Is Not Even Hellstrom And I Killed I And The Chair Even Not Is This

This Is Not Even Hellstrom And I Killed I And The Chair Even Not Is This

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Quack Quack Chair Back

what some people say to ensure that they will get their seat back after getting up; this is a phrase usually used by idiots

If you don't want your chair to be stolen, you must utter the words "Quack Quack Chair Back"

by Stacy's Mommy April 10, 2019

chair

a sexual imaginary equipment to sex on

friend 1: “hey we should sex on a chair later.”
friend 2: “holy shit good idea.”

by hot rubber duck February 9, 2020

fighting chair

Term used when you are constipated and your toilet becomes a literal "fighting chair" as you battle with a turd that's trying dislodge your anus from your body. Some fighting chair occurrences have resulted in death or suicides Aka as a "assacide"

Dude, Logan has a spastic colon and now awaits the fighting chair for the showdown of a lifetime!

by Bdog63643 August 15, 2015