Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.

"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."

by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024

Jared on the Chaired

Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.

Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!

by notoeduw December 21, 2024

Simmering Chair

A specially selected seating device (usually a chair) upon which the process of clothes simmering occurs.

Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his simmering chair.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

frederick the great died on a chair

Use this when you wanna change topics, usually as a wild card.

Person 1: The republicans are the problem!
Person 2: frederick the great died on a chair, salmon is good.

by Sharperpanhandle June 30, 2025

Chairing

The act of sharing a single seated chair with another person by having them sit on your lap.

Barry: There’s no more seats on the plane?

Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

Cuck Chair

A chair that a cuck sits on when hes watching his girl being ass fucked

Bernardo: Yoooo eric is that your cuck chair

by EIRCKKCKOBJNILF July 24, 2025

Cuck Chair

Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person.

hotels always seem to have a cuck chair

by tiger-man-spider July 30, 2025