Dead Lobster

A girl who lies still like a corpse during intercouse, making you feel like a necropheliac.

A girl who is really bad a sex, often sounding like a broken record player, often ruining your whole effort.

Man, that bitch was a dead lobster!

by robstercraw January 15, 2010

dead anal

its when ur not that into doing anal but ur partner is having a wild time

Tam: my boyfriend and I had dead anal last night
Skylar: what's that?
Tam: I'm not into anal but he is, so I just laid there like a dead body. Dead anal.

by badlandssss February 2, 2018

dead sticking

When your dick won’t get hard for any reason and you put it in dead to let it grow.

Bro, I was so nervous with this new chick last night I had to go dead sticking to make it happen!

by Thecdone February 27, 2019

Dead Salad

A quiet shift. Used in catering/hospitality.

Zak asked "how's it been, busy?"
"No mate, dead salad" Hannah replied.

by HF85 September 23, 2021

double dead

When you kill someone because they died.

"If you die I'm gonna kill you"
"But I'll already be dead"
"Yea, you'll be double dead"

by Rogers.alias June 4, 2018

Dead snakes

Used to describe a generally undesirable and/or unfortunate scenario or event.

Person 1: Dude, I just found that I have leukemia!
Person 2: Wow that's pretty dead snakes for you

by megawalrus November 7, 2012

Dead Ice

A word for calling out someone who wears fake jewelry/clothing, but claims it's real.

Flexer: "Hey guys, like my rolex."
Exposer: "That's Dead Ice you liar."

by SonHunter May 28, 2018