Said when someone is really fucking cool, intellectual and a straight-up genius. This person has to have an iQ above 150. He or she should also be really attractive and an Aquarius.
by ELONEVOHKREW March 19, 2017
The act of holding someone down and raping them. The reason this hellish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a penis.
by SwordfishTrombone February 04, 2016
by Conmig May 30, 2025
a 1998 red truck that has. nice tight exhaust and really likes when you rev her engine she so reliable and she let you rub all up on her transmission staff anytime your sad just think of ole red
tevin: bro i just mad ole red rev
marlon: well hell
tevin: me and ole red gonna die together
marlon: mmm boi
marlon: well hell
tevin: me and ole red gonna die together
marlon: mmm boi
by ndjdyn nendhxmemd September 23, 2019
The coolest teacher in school, will bring you hot chocolate. Will be your #1 fan and support you through thick and thin. Really happy all the time and delivers the best dad jokes!
person #1: Our teacher forgot about the test we were supposed to have today so we ate cake instead!
person #2: Lucky! Your teacher is such an Ole Christian!
person #2: Lucky! Your teacher is such an Ole Christian!
by xxelmexx February 13, 2020
When a rather large man puts his tip into a small woman's vaginal opening, jumps into the air, slams her against the bed, and thrusts his entire dick inside of her, practically balls deep. This usually ends in ruptured insides and loss of a partner.
"Hey, man, how was the date? Did you guys smash?"
"Oh, the date was fine, but I had to drive her to the ER after trying The Ol' Nagasaki."
"Shit, bro."
"Oh, the date was fine, but I had to drive her to the ER after trying The Ol' Nagasaki."
"Shit, bro."
by MoistAndThrobbing December 22, 2017
by Johnny Tights November 30, 2017