a phrase used by fuckboys whose preferred methods of flirting are repeatedly poking you on facebook and sending uninvited winky faces
by narwhalmegan March 03, 2015
Result of smoking copious amounts of spice, i.e. extremely dry mouth, very limited saliva, and also dry eyeballs in severe cases.
Javier was unable to eat his hot dog because his mouth was completely dry as a result of his potato mouth.
by Smokeyspicey May 02, 2011
Like a Pearl Neckless but with shit.
Did you see that gabblejacker?
I loaded her coal hole then finished her with a steaming,cornfilled potato neckless!
I loaded her coal hole then finished her with a steaming,cornfilled potato neckless!
by solomonk3 March 28, 2008
The right thing to say to anyone you meet. It is the perfect way to express how you feel. One of the most emotional words in the human language. Remember to use it wisely for its preciousness shouldn’t be accessible to just anyone. Potato Canckels isn’t just a word it is a philosophical way to live life. The way of potato canckles is the best combination of letters that could be uttered in the whole world. However, potato canckles can also just be to express a friendly greeting. It’s so diverse and unique it is honest perfection to the universe. When you say potato canckles you aren’t just saying words your opening up you innner soul and pouring out all of your emotion. It’s truly a spiritual act to embrace who you are in the inside. Now you are able to leave this definition knowing that you are able to be invested in the world of potato cankles.
First person: The city looks so beautiful tonight...... it reminds me of how enchanting your looks are.
Second Person: It’s so nice being here with you. It feels so safe and amazing.
First Person: If I’m being honest I was thinking the exact same thing......
Second Person: Really because I’ve had something I’ve been meaning to tell you recently. And since you feel the same I’m starting to believe tonight might be the night.
First Person: Oh my gosh really. I knew you’ve been acting strange and I can finally see why.
*Looking off into the sunset*Second Person: Okay well here it goes........
*Second Person looks back into the eyes of the first and takes a breath*: POTATO CANCKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Second Person: It’s so nice being here with you. It feels so safe and amazing.
First Person: If I’m being honest I was thinking the exact same thing......
Second Person: Really because I’ve had something I’ve been meaning to tell you recently. And since you feel the same I’m starting to believe tonight might be the night.
First Person: Oh my gosh really. I knew you’ve been acting strange and I can finally see why.
*Looking off into the sunset*Second Person: Okay well here it goes........
*Second Person looks back into the eyes of the first and takes a breath*: POTATO CANCKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Rawtalent March 25, 2020
by noraptors January 09, 2012
by mearaomeara July 25, 2014
The act of stuffing a potato into a woman's vagina and having sex with her until it is mashed. Eating the potatoes is then optional.
I was mashing potatoes with your mom last night.
by MajorRaze May 28, 2011