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Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.
Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.
by tom-ed September 13, 2021
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Rub Carpets

When two women engage in rubbing their vaginas together.
"Sarah and Megan had a few drinks before they rubbed carpets"

"After some heavy petting, Tiffany asked Tanya to Rub Carpets"
by JoJoCalvo October 6, 2016
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Dry rub

A boring version of sex with no actual sexual intercource involved..... literally just rubbing a dick and a vagina together 😫
Josh: Hey Will, did u and Bella do it last night?
Will: Nah we just dry rubbed for ages, it was so boring, I just wanted to shuv my dick in her mouth but she’s on a no cum diet....😕
#dick
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by KityLover November 14, 2017
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Doggy-Rub

Doggy-Rub refers to a sensual massage performed in the doggy-style position. In this intimate technique, the recipient is positioned on their knees, adopting the doggy style posture. Meanwhile, the masseur engages in slow, sensual strokes while providing a full back massage and penetration from behind. This method is characterized by its deliberate and gentle motions, aimed at enhancing the sensory experience.
After a long day at work, he surprised his partner with a relaxing doggy-rub to help her unwind.
by Cahill.505 January 24, 2024
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Mcshoulder Rub

When someone gives a shoulder rub right after they have eaten McDonald’s fries, a big mac, and apple pie. This is a service that is not requested by the recipient, and is usually unexpected.
I was just sitting on the couch and all of a sudden I got a Mcshoulder rub!
by anonymous June 22, 2025
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Chub Rub No.2

When you shit in your hand and manually stimulate someone's (or your own) member
"Hey do you wanna get Taco Bell and come back to my place? I'll give you a Chub Rub No.2. "
by Tjmb553 May 19, 2023
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National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day
by Yeah133 May 22, 2022
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