Machine Gun Kelly

that one guy that got kicked out of rap by Eminem and instead made punk rock music pretending, that's he an emo kid at 31 years old,

he also has admitted that he's a pedophile
the only thing he has going for him is that he's dating a washed-up actress (Megan Fox) that's getting 7% of the popularity she used to get

MGK's cucks: Machine Gun Kelly is the greatest rapper of all time, defeated slim shady himself, his own idol, and is totally not a pedophile
normal people: lol no

by faxlord November 14, 2022

Kelly tersigni

An unnamed disciple of Christ

Who is that next to Jesus at the last supper?
Kelly tersigni is the person next to Jesus

by Kelly Christ November 28, 2023

Kelly

Kelly is the piece of the picture that you couldn’t see with your bare eyes but only with your heart. Shes the sweetest especially when treats you the way you want be treated and will not let you go ever. The heart she contains is amazing and full of light once you’ve been let in. Don’t lose Kelly or you’ll be lucked out.

“Have you seen Kelly?” - Unknown
“Yea, She’s gorgeous I wished i knew her well” - Me
“Una Pendeja” - also Me

by 12_26_14 March 5, 2022

Kelly Robertson

Crazy bitch,

300 pound dudes commonly pass out in her bed,
can “quit nicotine cold turkey”

“Do you know Kelly Robertson”

“yeah I slept in her bed last night”

by inthecell123 September 17, 2019

Kelly Mullinger

An amazing artist who manages to create beautiful artworks at the last minute.

I wish I could pull of a Kelly Mullinger.

by dfkldfhdifdh January 24, 2010

Kelly moment

Blonde moment Brain fart Lapse of reasoning

Oh sorry I put the kids in the oven, I must have had a 'Kelly moment'.

by Zara - cornflats December 21, 2018

Kellis

A group of sexy rugby girls who lose every match but have a good laugh. They are lead by the “original Kelli” and obey her every word. Every individual Kelli loves every other kelli

The kellis made it to an all Ireland final but mags Coombes didn’t give a shit

by Pearl777777777777 April 29, 2019