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Matthew

He fucked a monkey what more do you need
Matthew is a humanzeee
by Leavemealonebrady May 16, 2019
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Matthew

Matthew is a very tall and very sweet guy. He always knows when your sad and cheers you up. He is good a guitar and likes to work on cars. He has an ever expanding friend group and has special connections with each and every friend. He is an extremely poetic guy...and in my opinion ...I'll never get tired of seeing you
Matthew you are the most amazing friend, and the only boyfriend that I've ever felt this way with
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Matthew

Trash at maths at fortnite
Really annoying
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matthew

that friend who takes all your fuckin dragon fruit thats so damn expensive because your poor and he knows that but he eats it anyway cause hes a fatass
stop eating my food matthew STOPPPPP
by decegggrs May 2, 2019
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matthews dick

When someone sees Matthews dick, all they can think about is a Tic Tac. You might even call it a 1 inch wonder
by The Random F*cker October 20, 2017
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Matthew

Matthew is a funny, charming guy that always loves just one person. Treats them amazing and is a really handsome guy. He is really athletic and smart. He could get any lady but sticks by one.
Do you see Matthew over there, man! He's smokin hot!!
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Matthew 18

Noun: Matthew 18:15. "If thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault."

Verb: To Matthew 18 someone is to make someone aware of their faults in a way that is both confrontational and obnoxious. Whether this person kissed your girlfriend, drank the last beer in your fridge, or simply sent you a game invite on Facebook , no transgression is too petty to Matthew 18 them. The most effective way of Matthew 18ing someone is to jab your middle and index fingers deep in their sternum while listing their offenses loudly in a public setting, such as a lunchroom, grocery store, or library. And since you are backed by scripture, you are justified.
Charlie used my bathroom and left some leopard spots in the toilet, so I Matthew 18’d the bastard.
by bigdanshooter September 7, 2014
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