by IFuckingHateEve December 06, 2023
A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
eva-maria boobs
by oniloppip November 22, 2016
Two people with an amazing bond are in a relationship who are deeply and madly in love with each other and will continue their relationship to the end.
by Demetrius35 September 08, 2022
A reliable friend who will always listen with no judgment. They are the honest one who will tell it how it is and wont take shit from anything called FUckinG Joey
by Public Toilet Enthusiast November 11, 2021
The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White is the illegitimate child of Francesca Gioffre of Scila Italy, and an Italian/French man. Caterina Maria Gioffre White is the wife to Brett White of Casa Bella, New Albany, who together raised five children. Matthew, Pretty Girl Kylia, Princess Francesca, Andre, and Puppy Brode of the Estate of Casa Bella. Caterina Maria Gioffre White Is the privileged human to the Great VALENTINO LUIGI RICARDO WHITE of the Animal Kingdom of Heaven who was sent to bring love. Caterina Maria Gioffre White Is an Attorney, who wrote poetry to escape man’s foolishness. Caterina Maria Gioffre White Was found by the royal Gioffre family who completed her. Caterina Maria Gioffre White Is hated by the JAN, surviving her wickedness. Caterina Maria Gioffre White‘s poetry sits in the halls of every library and countless homes, translated to 60 languages her poems tell of the lives and times of a woman who loved, wrestling with the unkindness humans were capable of and seeking to reconcile good and evil existing within those closest to her, including herself. Often ending her poems with, chandelier oh chandelier, she struggled with the meaning of life. Caterina Maria Gioffre White Loved her Valentino from the animal world with a love as strong as that which she had for any human. Her animal Valentino survived her death, loving to the age of 40 and dying in her arms as they shut their eyes and their kingdoms merged.
The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White Is a name that annoys Matthew White. The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White Makes other family members smile. The phrases The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White Brought great sadness once to the The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White.
by mamababeontrend January 05, 2025
A person with whom you can disappear from your reality for a moment and think of nothing else. Intelligent and insightful. Likes to spend time doing logarithms and dancing. He has a perfect ability to achieve what he sets out to do but has difficulty concentrating to watch movies. He tends to let herself be carried away by her emotions in a sincere and clear way. He is special and can establish a special connection with the so-called "Miquel" due to the excellent quality of their cuisine. Talking to him will always be a pleasure for others. He is, without a doubt, someone who will steal your heart.
He also has a big dick and a big booty.
He also has a big dick and a big booty.
Josep Maria, aquí no!
by czleuqim November 23, 2021
Where to start...? First of all, Laura Maria's are very smart and always know a piece of advice or an answer to a question. In addition, Laura-Maria's are very pretty and hot that they also show. I hope there-Where to start...? First of all, Laura Maria's are very smart and always know a piece of advice or an answer to a question. In addition, Laura-Maria's are very pretty and hot that they also show. I hope that everyone has a Laura-Maria because they are also very helpful
Me:Ugh I don't understand this!
Laura-Maria:Should I explain it to you?
Me:Yes that would be so nice, thank you!
Laura-Maria:No problem!
Laura-Maria:Should I explain it to you?
Me:Yes that would be so nice, thank you!
Laura-Maria:No problem!
by ilovemylife123456789 November 22, 2021