Knee Slapper

A saying a person does when another person says an unfunny joke but you're being sarcastic about it, indicating it was the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life. (being sarcastic if you didn't get that)

"Hey Billy, why did the chicken cross the road?... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" *laughs hysterically*

"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*

by lovelyleftorgan777 May 4, 2022

knobby knees

giving someone CRAZY NECK while on a hard wood floor and bruises start to form on ur knees

man 1: hey dude did you see how bruised up ashleys knees were?
man 2: yea she has knobby knees from the neck she gave me last night

by wifesize July 1, 2024

Knee-work

Blow job. Fellatio. Work done on one's knees.

"Man look at those knee-pads, she must have (give) a lot of knee-work."

by pcvbg26 August 29, 2011

summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.

Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.

by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018

Knee Job

In a Teppanyaki act, the cook bounces the spinning egg off of his knee and proceeds catch the egg back on the spatula

“That was a great knee job that guy pulled off the other day”

by squidpp April 17, 2022

Lil Knee Grow

Lil Knee Grow is the best CS:GO Player EU.

Enemy team 1: Oh shit! It's Lil Knee Grow!
Enemy team 2: Let's just give up, my dudes...

by Bullshitter42069 October 26, 2017

knee cleavage

When effeminate men wear shorts too small showing too much knee; also known as kneevage.

"Nice knee cleavage, are those your sister's shorts?"

by hklr May 10, 2016