slurping knees

Where you slide up to someone you like and start slurping thier knees

I slid up to this hot man and started slurping knees.

by Mada 87 April 20, 2018

Double Knee Slapper

A double knee slapper is when you hear something that is so funny that it brings out your embarrassing loud obnoxious laugh. So instead you fake laugh out loud and jump in the air, slapping both your knees going “Boop boop” then land on your feet, yelling “Thats a Double Knee Slapper!”

Dude, Dom’s Double Knee Slapper yesterday reacting to her joke, nearly made me piss myself.

by DomTheItalian November 26, 2017

Bruised Knee

Slang for a chicks ass.

Damn, look at the bruised knee on that girl!!!

by FreddyKT November 27, 2017

apple knees

when you're you get so nervous you feel like you're knees are gonna fall off like an apple on an apple treeeeeeee

"hey, are you nervous?"
"no..."
"yes, you are"
"okay fine. how'd you know?"
" because you have apple knees"

by KIyayayayayaah March 2, 2018

the fleas knees

When someone works with homeless people and gets infested with fleas.

Hey do you want to hang out with Sarah this weekend? No, that girl is the fleas knees.

by faithie822 February 19, 2017

Whore Knee

The grazes you get on your knee's after having sex.

"How much dick did you take to get those whore knees??"

"Look at that whore knee, she must be a slut"

by Jettatura March 12, 2017

Knees

The absolute sexiest part of the body

Keane: so how's the new girl you're talking to
Anthony: dude she's wicked hot
Keane: isn't her face busted af?
Anthony: yeah but dude have you seen her knees? Instant erection

by Awalker86 May 1, 2016