Fruit killer

A tall cup with knives at the bottom...
They say that if you see it...

It will follow you until you die....

Banana: ITS THE FRUIT KILLER RUN

Apple: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

pineapple: THE FRUIT KILLER KILLED MY KID

Pear: this is fine :)

by asshole <3 July 30, 2021

Kotton Mouth Killer

n. anything that could be used to alleviate Kotton Mouth
n. a drink of incredible deliciousness

Sebastian: Hey, is there any more Kotton Mouth Killer?
Jay: Yes. There is horchata, smoothies, and gatorade in the refrigerator.

by Dr.agon December 19, 2012

rice killer

A label for a food that pairs amazingly with plain white rice, so as to cause the rice to be "killed" (eaten) without needing any other dishes.

I love eating rice with Lao Gan Ma, it's an amazing rice killer.

by imaguy124 June 26, 2023

killer kootch

Kootch so Strong it will Take your Life.

Beware of the Killer Kootch on the loose, it will snatch your life force.

by Mary Puffins May 15, 2022

Toilet seat killer

A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle

Toilet seat killer executed

by tenzla June 21, 2021

Beast Killer Pig

A norwegian mongoloid. His mouth is a deformity, so you just have to play along whenever he says something. Don't let his name fool you, he may call himself a beast, but he's smaller than a minature pig. He doesn't identify as a furry, but he's basically a pigkin.

Sadly, he's not Bionic Pig. Bionic Pig is way more popular.

Look out for that fuck boy Beast Killer Pig.

by Squeal for me piggy January 6, 2017

Killer whale

Killer whale is another name for a fat cunt called kyan he got his name as the killer whale when he had a girlfriend that was 6 years old named Caitlin she wanted him to sit on her face and so he did spreading his cheeks and engulfing her entire head she started screaming as she couldn't breathe but the killer whale couldn't hear because he is such a fat cunt and she started getting sucked into his ass to this day she has not been seen

Oh did you hear about the killer whale yeah that fat cunt ate a girl through his ass

by Jewdrop crop top August 6, 2018