Jordan Duffy

A pug lookin muthafucka who needs to take a goddamn shower.

Jesus Christ, did you smell that kid? He's a Jordan Duffy...

by SaltyAdolf September 12, 2016

Jordan Alert

When a friend, or friendly acquaintance or former employee goes missing and needs to be found but it's no big deal because he or she often goes missing.

I put out a Jordan Alert on Facebook, I hope he sees it on his friends feeds and brings me the twenty bucks he owes me.

by Beamerzzz February 19, 2019

jordan barker

a fucking twig

look at jordan barker.

by Evan Roten December 6, 2019

Felix jordan

Someone who has a very small willy

Felix jordan has a very small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020

jordan dixon

biggest queer out there. he gets named the "soccer queer" by his friends. he is pretty tall and somehow girls like him. he's alright at soccer but still considered the soccer queer.

person 1: is that jordan dixon?
person 2: oh yeah , soccerqueer?!
person 1: yeahhhh him

by penislicker662 December 5, 2019

Jordan Eaton

The combination of all fountain drinks from a gas station mixed with some good ass liquor.

"Yo bruh you're a child for mixing all those drinks"
"Naw nigga I'm bout to add some liq when I get back to the crib and make a Jordan Eaton"

by OlympusGreen November 25, 2017

jordan and sarah

The best couple ever. Mainly known as, "goals".

Ex: (guy)*points over to "Jordan and Sarah" * THEIR SUCH GOALS!

Jordan and Sarah are goals. Wow look at them, I wish I could be as happy as they are!

by Clarity12idk May 15, 2015