Orange Joelius

The legendary homemade beverage produced when a man named Joe inserts fresh oranges into his rectum and vigorously clenches to extract the juice directly from his ass. The end result is a warm, pulp-filled citrus drink with questionable sourcing. Example: “Dude showed up to the party with a pitcher of Orange Joelius and everyone lost their shit. Brunch will never be the same.

“She asked for fresh-squeezed orange juice… so I gave her the Orange Joelius special. She hasn’t texted back since.”

Orange Joelius by GaboonViper2026 March 27, 2026

Orange Joelius

The legendary homemade beverage produced when a man named Joe inserts fresh oranges into his rectum and vigorously clenches to extract the juice directly from his ass. The end result is a warm, pulp-filled citrus drink with questionable sourcing.

Dude showed up to the party with a pitcher of Orange Joelius and everyone lost their shit. Brunch will never be the same

Orange Joelius by GaboonViper2026 March 27, 2026

Martina and Joelle 

Okay but like you have never seen to pretty best friends like these ones. Damn they are fire. They are BIG potterheads and love the hot boys of harry potter. These 2 girls are so amazing but don't mess with them because they will murder you literally. If Draco or Cedric are reading these we love u guys lol

Martina and Joelle are dating Cedric and Draco.

Martina and Joelle by cedricsgirl February 2, 2021

Common joe L 

Joe having an awful opinion usually surrounding football and Manchester United

Joe : rashford is top 5 wingers all time

Everyone with a brain: common joe L

Common joe L by Jacquin May 6, 2023