Snamo Pants

Camouflaged pants worn with Sneakers.

The retarded cousin of Sneans.

Check out that guy wearing Snamo Pants. You can bet he's a virgin.

by Big Fudge & Marky Westside October 21, 2011

pants mullet

A style of vaginal grooming.

The big Russian lady looked down at Lizzy's overgrown shrubbery with distain and demanded, "Well, you want Brazilian, Baldy, Furry Murray, Landing Streep, or Pants Mullet? I not haff all day!"

by Vladimir Waxsin January 29, 2008

TSA Pants

Pants so fashionably tight that one feels as though he is being screened for underwear explosives by the Transportation Security Administration with every step.

Look at John's sexy TSA Pants. You can totally see he's hanging to the left.

by vorduul April 15, 2014

Angsty-Pants

In the same vein as Sad Pants, Angry Pants, Cranky Pants, et al. A person feeling & showing off their angst-ridden mood.

Benny told his friend on the phone, "I'm not up to going to the club tonight, really; Jennifer's been little miss Angsty-Pants since she lost her job last week."

by The Horn'd One August 18, 2011

aggy pants

a term used to describe someone who is easily aggitated.

-"your so infuriating!"

-"calm down aggy pants!"

by lois hamper January 29, 2009

No pants time

When your at a sleepover with the homies and you get uncomfortable in your pants so you all agree to take off your pants.

Jamal: hey Tyrone

Tyrone: what
Jamal: NO PANTS TIME
(You know the rest)

by friendlyleader November 9, 2019

Pant Prickle

The horribly itchy, rashy sensation you get in your pants after you trim your pubes

Person #1: Shit man, my girlfriend didn't like my bush, so i snipped it, and now i have a killer pant prickle

Person #2: Dude, that's tough

by experiencedinthisfield April 3, 2009