Cocoa Butt

The various stages of not wiping your ass good enough after a shit that breaks off half way.

Stage 1: A simple courtesy wipe will rectify the issue.
Stage 2: You need to get a handful of baby wipes or a durable wash cloth.
Stage 3: Find the closest shower and proceed to clean your ass by letting warm water run down your crack while spreading your ass cheeks apart to dig out the remaining turd.

I need to eat more salsa. Last night I took a shit and the turd broke off half way... It was a bad "Stage 3: Cocoa Butt"

by suntzzu December 09, 2010

platter butt

an ass so flat you could serve on it.

"those jeans are too tight, they give you platter butt"

"your mom has platter butt"

by Cybelle November 28, 2006

Butt Naked

(Noun) *smoking term
A joint that is rolled and smoked with marijuana only. No extra additives ie. tobacco, Fonto, blended herbs

Based in the DMV

Some peole like to smoke their j’s with tobacco in them but I smoke butt naked.

by StayHi71 September 29, 2020

Butt Wizard

A creature similar to the tooth fairy, but with erotic fantasies manily to do with the booty.

A person who loves male or female booty or who has mastered the booty. They can be called a butt wizard.

by firedragon6 March 06, 2009

Butt Heaving

Agressive diarrhea, more violent in nature than regular diarrhea, and where each episode requires a longer than normal visit to the restroom. Similar in nature to extreme vomiting after drinking WAY too much alcohol after a long night of partying except that material is ejected from the other end. (The word is funnier if pronounced "Buttheavin' ".)

Dude, why were you in there so long?
Sorry, I was butt heaving.

Don't go in there yet, someone was just in there buttheavin'.

by Internet Dan February 08, 2010

Butt Labor

Describes the uncomfortable feeling prior to eliminating solid waste from your digestive tract; also known as baking brownies. Butt labor is a sign that you must find a toilet within 10 minutes or less.

Pull the car over, I am going into butt labor!!!! I need to find a toilet ASAP!

by Missy & James Cole March 29, 2008

Pudgey Butt

A nicer name for an over weight person.

Hey pudgey butt hows it hanging!

by Quentin_B December 10, 2006