Revenge of the heated seat

When your car smells like baked ass.

Al: Man does your car stink.

Zach: Yeah I know. I gave Carl from accounting ride to work this morning, he said he was running late so had to skip the shower.
Al: Smells like a case of the revenge of the heated seat.

Zach: Next time I am telling him to get his rank ass on the bus.

by cut the cards February 26, 2026

Heat Therapy

The act of masturbating immediately after working out, while still sweaty.

Today’s workout was 4 miles, 20 min sauna, followed by almost a full minute of heat therapy 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

by Igotworms1 March 5, 2026