golden pirate

When a man gives the woman a golden shower directed in one eye, causing her to cover the eye and scream "Aarrrgghhh!"

After taking one too many golden pirates, Jenny had to go to the ophthalmologist because she developed corneal dystrophy

by Left eye May 13, 2005

golden penis

One who possesses a MarioCock and can use it and all of its magnificent powers to seduce girls. Also available at Walmart.

Yes! They finally have golden penis back in stock!

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

Golden Child

Golden Child are the ten kings of UWU no other KPOP group contains more UWU energy than they do. All hail the kings of UWU

Look it’s Golden Child, the ten kings of uwu

by IwoosungYoongi September 30, 2018

Golden Cookie

The result from not wiping your ass after taking a poop and then walking around with remnants of poop around your anus. Usually the result from not remembering to wipe or from the result of just purposely not wiping. Can cause your future farts to smell worse.

Steve ended up with a golden cookie after forgetting to wipe after he took a huge dump.

by Lorpsie the Dragon January 3, 2010

Golden triangle

A woman pees on a toilet while on a man pees between her legs

The line was so long for the bathroom I busted in and gave this girl a golden triangle

by J95sf September 12, 2009

GOLDEN sex

a term jack came up with to describe what the popular cereal 'golden nuggets' taste like.

mmmm these golden nuggets are amazing...its like golden sex in my mouth.

by justjumpjack April 9, 2008

golden seat

perpetual dibs on a particular seat. does not apply just to vehicles - may be used anywhere. when you leave your seat, if you call golden seat then you get your seat back indefinitely.

amy rae called golden seat on my new pimped out ride, that beeyotch

by Karen S. April 21, 2006