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You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly
You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.
Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025
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When you have said something so amazing or definitive that there are no further words required (i.e., a true "mic drop" moment), you look at the other party and say "I'm gonna put my teeth in now". Other variations "Let me put my teeth in" or "I'm funna put my teeth in." Origin: 91 year old named Glory gives interview to CNN reporter saying why she is voting for Mamdani in the New York mayoral election and at end of the interview she says "I'm gonna put my teeth in now" and walks away like a boss. Clip has over 6 million views on TikTok.
You have just won an argument with a final conclusive statement and you look the other person in the eyes and say "I'm gonna put my teeth in now". As you say it, you pantomime putting a set of false teeth in your mouth and then quickly walk away with authority.
by newyorkunc November 5, 2025
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tail gone now

hehee
by mr beebo September 27, 2020
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Go to Heaven now

Why would you not want to? Why would you not want to go to heaven immediately?
Hym "Go to heaven now. Killing children is the only way to save them from sin. They are innocent now but THEY WILL SIN EVENTUALLY. And then it's forever fire."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
by TakoTheMemer January 25, 2024
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