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Facebook Phantom

Sneaky creatures that lurk in the shadows and gather intelligence/date from facebook pages of loved ones, friends, enemies, and coworkers. They never comment on status or even like a photo from time to time. But they are ever so present and mind-devouring all updates on your page. In the future they may use these status updates against you in a random conversation in "real life". Be careful as a facebook phantom wears many masked and cannot be stereotyped. It could be your friend, foe, or even a stranger.
My mom told me to watch my mouth on facebook via "message" she's a fucking facebook phantom!
by DJ Sensae October 8, 2010
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Facebook serious

When a romantic relationship reaches the stage where both parties declare on their Facebook profiles that they are "In a relationship with" the other. Simply "In a relationship" does not count, the girlfriend/boyfriend's name must be displayed.

Used mainly in a banter-ish way towards the male.
Charles Dean is in a relationship with Jasmine French

Jack King: may i be the first to say

facebook serious
by Lee Reid September 24, 2010
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Facebook Slut

a user on Facebook that friends and/or follows as many people as possible.
Oh, Yeah. She's a Facebook Slut. She friended 10 people yesterday.
by carrytheflag61 December 25, 2010
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facebook suicide

The act of deactiving and disconnecting from the virtual world (esp to reconnect with the real world).
I knew she committed facebook suicide when I saw the goodbye messages on her page.
by Sue B January 14, 2008
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Facebook Creep

A Facebook creep is someone who passes all of their free time on Facebook, looking up details of someone they just met, someone whom they may be infatuated with, but this is not necessary.
A Facebook creep knows of all flattering and compromising pictures of a person, as well as where they are, and follows the developments on the person's wall closely, perhaps to spot a lover not mentioned in the relationship status.
Tory spends all of her free time on Facebook when she should be studying. She is a huge Facebook creep.

Curtis: "Tory! Did you see those new pictures of Chris?"
Tory: "Those were up yesterday. I love the one where he was hammered!"
by define_this December 16, 2008
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Facebook-hot

Someone who appears hot on facebook, but is not so hot in person.
I did not think much of Tara when I met her for drinks last night, but she befriended me on facebook today and she is mos def facebook-hot!
by crzydoktor May 8, 2009
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Facebook fasting

To refrain from going on facebook for a certain period of time. This often comes after the realization that too much time has been wasted on facebook resulting in real life problems. In the even of a relapse, an individual is said to pull a triple F (see Failed Facebook Fast).
John was spending all his time on facebook instead of working. He had to go facebook fasting for a few days to catch up on his work.
by SAphoto November 25, 2009
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