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Making the chicken cry

Making the chicken cry is the result of choking your chicken so much it cries from the pain of being beaten up so much. It's a family friendly way of saying "Ambatukam"
Making the chicken cry cum, piss, or both is the result of Choking the Chicken.
by ThomasBloxia May 11, 2025
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my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong
I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING
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Crying-tologists

Crying-tologist

Noun
crying-tologist (plural crying-tologists) Here’s a definition for your newly coined term:

Crying-tologists** *(noun, plural)*: A pejorative term used to describe far-right Republican supporters of Donald Trump, characterized by their cult-like devotion to him, unwavering belief in his statements (no matter how outlandish or false), and a tendency to aggressively defend or rationalize his most egregious actions—including multiple allegations of sexual assault, his association with convicted sex traffickers, and his disturbing, publicly documented comments about his daughter Ivanka’s appearance and implied inappropriate attraction.
The term blends *"crying"* (referencing their perpetual victimhood, outrage over perceived slights, and tearful defenses of Trump’s indefensible behavior) with *"Scientologists"* (a nod to the blind, dogmatic adherence seen in high-control groups). Crying-tologists often dismiss credible accusations as "fake news," engage in conspiracy theories to protect Trump’s image, and exhibit extreme hypocrisy by condemning similar behavior in political opponents while excusing it in their leader.

Example usage:*
"No matter how many times Trump admits to grabbing women without consent or hangs out with Epstein, the Crying-tologists will still scream ‘witch hunt’ and blame the deep state."*
Those Crying-tologists republicans worship Donald J Trump like he is the mesiah
by Jason Camp808 May 25, 2025
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Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.
Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
by anonymous December 1, 2023
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Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.
Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
by anonymous December 1, 2023
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Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.
Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
by anonymous December 1, 2023
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