Wannabe Cowboy

An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of getting attention. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.

Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".

Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.

Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".

Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".

"Look at that wannabe cowboy, the only heiffer he's touched today is that fat girl he's grinding"

by Zkskwlcjdksldkck March 15, 2018

Cowboy RyRy

This one sexy ass sex-worker

Yooo Cowboy RyRy is that bottom bitch

by Heyyuhhhhhh May 23, 2025

cowboy

a person who is reckless or careless, especially when driving an automobile.

"cowboy coach firms are alleged to have flouted safety rules"

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

cowboy george

cowboy George is a guy that has a small penis. he is a not nice guy. he thinks he's the the shit. he's not the smartest.

that must be a cowboy George

by big farmer man December 14, 2023

soi cowboy

Uncertain; my guess: slang term to bypass YouTube filters? A red light district? Perhaps a particularly named district or night market?

Title on a YouTube thumbnail: soi cowboy (walkthrough)

by Boboodo June 13, 2024

Dustpan Cowboy

Somebody who is a dusty and fake country boy. Pretending to be from the sticks but really just rolled in a dustpan.

Doug was being such a dustpan cowboy last night

by Bobzeller67 July 9, 2025

Cowboy crotch

A used and abused floppy vagina.

Damn that cowboy crotch reminded me of my favorite Disney movie Dumbo. That shit was rode hard n put away wet.

by Dr. D000m June 17, 2012